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Crochet Doll

The Trumpy voodoo doll

When words don’t work, let the needles talk.

Doctor prescripton

Vintage tension gauge with a red pin as its needle

Needles mandatory

Crochet Trump voodoo doll with colorful pins, yellow hair, a navy suit and a red tie, shown from the front.
Front view of the Trumpy Voodoo Doll collector box, with the yellow-haired crochet doll visible through the window.

TRUMPY VOODOO DOLL

Price: $59.00

Now on Trumpy TV

Tune in. Poke along.

Grab the popcorn and the needles. Watch Trumpy in action on his very own channel.

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The more you poke, the more you save.

One to poke, one to gift, one for the office. The discount is applied automatically at checkout.

2 dolls

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Sale price: $106.20 Regular price: $118.00 Save 10%
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Stick it. Poke it. Feel better. Repeat.

Four steps, no experience required. Results may vary. Satisfaction guaranteed.

  1. Pick your battle

    Election season, news overload, broken promises. Choose wisely.

  2. Stick the needles

    The pin set comes in the box. Aim for wherever it hurts the most.

  3. Feel better

    Breathe out. Notice the calm. Maybe even a smile.

  4. Repeat as needed

    He’s built to take it. Organic cotton is very forgiving.

Square vintage Trumpy Voodoo Doll poster with a crying cartoon doll, colorful pins and American flags.

Needles included

Handmade crochet Trump doll held in one hand, showing yellow hair, a navy suit, red tie and brown shoes.

Made by hand, one stitch at a time.

Every Doll is crocheted by hand from 100% organic cotton yarn and filling, so no two dolls come out exactly alike. Signature yellow hair, navy suit, bold red tie.

  • 100% organic cotton
  • Crocheted by hand
  • Each one slightly unique
Hands crocheting yellow yarn hair onto a Trump doll wearing a navy suit and red tie.

Handcrafted

The best annoying gift

Smiling woman holding a boxed Trumpy crochet doll beside her face while a frowning man stands behind her with folded arms.

What’s in the box

  • Front view of the Trumpy Voodoo Doll collector box, with the yellow-haired crochet doll visible through the window.

    The collector box

    An illustrated vintage-patriotic display box worthy of a shelf.

  • Crochet Trumpy doll with colorful pins, a navy suit and red tie, standing in front of the back of its collector box.

    The doll

    Hand-crocheted, ready for his close-up.

  • Colorful ball-headed pins arranged around a circular Trumpy Voodoo Doll holder, with one red-headed pin beside it.

    The needles

    A full set of colored pins. Use responsibly.

For decorative use only. Not a toy.

A Trumpy for Every Occasion!

  • Crochet Trumpy doll in a polka-dot party hat behind a crochet birthday cake with lit candles

    Birthday

  • Crochet Trumpy doll dressed as a pilgrim holding a fork and knife over a roast turkey

    Thanksgiving

  • Crochet Trumpy doll in a Santa outfit with a mug of cocoa by a Christmas fireplace

    Christmas

The collector box

Too good to throw away.

Every Doll arrives in an illustrated vintage-patriotic display box, made to stay on the shelf long after the first needle goes in.

  • Front view of the Trumpy Voodoo Doll collector box, with the yellow-haired crochet doll visible through the window.

    The front

    A display window shows off your hand-crocheted, framed by flags, stars and the Needles Included tag.

  • Front and side view of the Trumpy Voodoo Doll box, showing the crochet doll through a window and It's Bad lettering.

    The side

    Bold “It’s Bad” lettering over stars and stripes, so he looks good from every angle.

  • Back of the Trumpy Voodoo Doll box with a crying cartoon doll, illustrated instructions and an adult-use warning.

    The back

    The full ritual: how to use, what he’s perfect for, and a warning label. Results may vary, satisfaction guaranteed.

Make Trumpy relax again.

The gift that starts the conversation at every desk, shelf and dinner table.

Price: $59.00
Crochet delivery doll in a brown uniform with a USA badge, lying next to a woven parcel

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